"Take It Off"

 

"You know, I really kind of want to just take the night off," she said, leaning back in her chair.

To which he replied, "Yeah! Woo! Take it off! Take it all the way off!"

She looked at him.

To which he replied, "I was hoping you had said 'take the nightgown off,' which makes no sense, since you're not actually dressed for bed yet, but, you know," and then sheepishly cast his eyes downward and returned to reading his book.