"I swear, all I did was try to stretch my neck muscles!" the woman said as she accepted the bottle of painkillers with one hand, the heating pad with the other.
Her husband shook his head. "See, that's where you went wrong," he informed her. "You tried to stretch all willy-nilly, like a thirty-three year old. You're thirty-four now, wild child! Time to start acting your age."
The woman popped one of the pills, wishing the ibuprofen could make all of the pain go away.
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